Fumes Talking? Or Success? Spray Paint + Wine Bottles, You Decide.

You better sit down for this.  Finally, crafty Pinterest success! 

Here's the lowdown. 

Grab those empty wine bottles; never a problem around here!  The instructions (I kept trying to click on the link on Pinterest, but no dice - linked to my board so that you can attempt to get to the link) show clear wine bottles that were taped off and spray painted white.  I grabbed some bottles with shapes that I liked and some spray paint. 

Peel off the labels and use some Goo Gone to get the glue off.  I did a quick wash of the outside and rinsed out the insides. 

Outside I grabbed orange and gray spray paint and sprayed those bad boys - one gray, two orange.  Works well to do several light coats. 

Make sure you do it in the back yard so all the neighbors don't see your accidentally spray painted orange grass.  Sorry honey. 

Base coats done!  In my head I wanted a bottle with orange polka dots and one with stripes.  I attempted the stripes first with some painter's tape.  Mistake.  The tape peeled off the base coat.  Sooo, I attempted the polka dots.  I had some of those colored dots that you use for garage sales and those didn't pull the paint off.  So, I dotted the big orange bottle and spray painted it gray.  Once I peeled off the dots I ended up with this!

LOOOOOOVVVVEEEEE how this turned out!  And, here are all three together.





These are going to be a centerpiece for baby's first birthday and I'm going to stencil his initials on the gray bottle and a "1" on the orange bottle.  **Dusting hands** Done. 

You Had Me at Bacon!

First of all, did you miss me??  Oh my cheese and biscuits, life has been crazy.  I planned a huge party for my other half's birthday (which coincidentally will be the focus of several of my upcoming entries), had family in town (also referred to as my workforce for planning of said party), and of course, the baby got sick.  I know you're like blah, blah-blah, blahdida.  But listen.  Is it just me or do you feel like you've been hit by a fully loaded bus when you're up through the night once you've passed about the 6 month mark?  Baby is a few weeks shy of the year mark and this up in the night thing is getting old!  Just smile and nod and I'll be on my way to the bacon.  You know that's why you're still reading.

Let me admit that I have a slight bacon *ahem* addiction problem.  I need to back up.  I read (yes, for pleasure) cookbooks, cooking magazines, and cooking blogs.  And, I WILL TRY ANYTHING that has bacon as an ingredient.  I have made cupcakes with bacon, yes - cupcakes!  And, oh my holy frying pan, those things were deeeeeviiiiiine! 

Soooo, while planning the menu for the party, I came across these little balls of goodness and fell...in...love.  I ignored the smallish fact that other half despises goat cheese (I mean really, one thing for me has to be ok, right?). 

Here's the lowdown.  You get cake pop sticks (umm, who doesn't have these on hand?  really?  because I have like 2 bajillion) and form small - think size of the end of your thumb- balls around the end of the sticks.  I made one batch of the recipe and ended up with about 18.

Pop the pops in the freezer for 20 minutes or so to firm up.  While they are firming, you cook the bacon and mix it with the other toppings (pecans and herbs).

When the pops are done chilling, take them out of the freezer and roll them in the bacon mixture.  I used my hands to make sure the bacon topping was sticking to the cheese as well as rounding the ball. 

These were definitely a hit at the party and I ADORED how they turned out!

Love, love, love them!  The party was a scotch and cigar thing, so I used cigar boxes for all of the food display.  (I'm pretty positive that was a Pinterest find as well - more posts to come)! 

Don't worry; I'll be back soon!  There just might be another crafty attempt in the near future (with wine bottles - I don't know why I torture myself...)!

 

Rainbow kids craft

My son loves to do crafts, really loves them. This is wonderful, except I am not the most creative person, and my son is a bit demanding so there are only so many times we can paint and call that a craft. He wants to do more. Every day after his mandatory rest time (mommy free time!), he wants to make something. So onto pinterest we go. Most of the time, I want crafts that he can do himself, not ones where he is watching me do all the work.

So we found a paper plate craft with rainbow streamers hanging from it. This was fun for both of us. This is something he did mostly by himself.

I cut the paper plate in half and he glued the cotton balls to it. Then I cut the streamers in pieces and he taped them inside. This required a bit of help from me to fit all the colors in, but we did it.

Then I stapled the plate together and used a hole puncher to punch a hole in it and ribbon to hang it by the door. All in all, the project was a success.

Upcycling Christmas Cards into Geometric Ornaments - How Hard Can it Be?

Ha!  OH my.  Again.  This.  Was.  Not.  My.  Fault.  I swear!  Pinterest, your crafty things are so cute.  Why oh why are you failing me?
It is well known (obviously to those who know me) that I am verbally gifted and VERY humble.  My better half is a rock star in the 'how things work' category so normally we make a good pair.  I had to enlist his help during the ornament debacle because my 3D triangles looked like those tab things they put in your mouth to x-ray your teeth.    

Here's the shakedown of the impromptu crafty date night (not really, but he had a scotch and I had some wine AND the kiddies were in bed AND we were conversing about something not relating to kids, bills, or work).

1.  I decide to whip out a few of those oh so cute ornaments since I'm taking down our Christmas cards and I had some left over from previous years (plus I needed something new to put on here for YOU).
2.  According to the original instructions, you cut out 15 circles (2 inches in diameter) and that's where comprehension of the instructions stopped.  Yep, I cut out my 15 circles and then spent an hour trying to crease and glue them into 3D triangles. 
3.  Enter husband.  Choice words. 
4.  He folds and glues.
5.  Verdict - the instructions are WRONG.  All wrong.  I am vindicated, but sad because I have no 3D geometric ornaments (I'm left with a pile of half glued mock x-ray tabs).

For your viewing pleasure.  I hope you realize the sacrifices I'm making for you!

Wine bottles, Fire, and Safety Glasses - Oh My!

Normally I wouldn't recommend playing with fire while drinking, but for this Pinterest experiment, you need an empty wine bottle.  Ok, ok - so maybe drink up the night before you try this one out so you're a little more sober.

Everyone needs a wine bottle cut in half...right, RIGHT?  Of course you do.  Think of the possibilities...candle, wine bottle vase, pen/pencil holder - endless, I tell you. 

Here's a little secret.  I had no real desire to make a candle or add to my vase collection.  Quite frankly, I just wanted to play with fire and see if this really worked.  Apparently you just need a wine bottle, yarn, nail polish remover, a pot of cold water, and fire.  The instructions from Crafty, Scrappy, Happy are simple.  Empty a wine bottle - umm, no prob.  Wrap it with some yarn where you want it to be cut and tie the two ends.  Slide the yarn off and dip it in the nail polish remover.  Slide the yarn back onto the bottle.  Put those safety glasses on.  Seriously.  And, maybe, grab the fire extinguisher (you know, just in case).  The fun part - light the yarn and slowly rotate the wine bottle.  After about a minute submerge in cold water and magically, the bottle should separate. 

It didn't.  In fact, it didn't FOUR times.  Our bottles flamed.  The yarn burned.  We sported some pretty awesome safety glasses.  We rotated.  We submerged in water.  Nothing.  No satisfying pop that EVERYONE says you'll hear and our bottles stayed firmly unified.  While unsuccessful, the pictures are entertaining.  On a side note, I'm pretty sure our children contributed to our failure (this is a song I'm sure I'll be singing again).  We tried to be sneaky so the older ones would not curiously meander into the kitchen - fail.  We tried to distract the baby with some puffies, but the food on the kitchen floor was much more interesting.  And, to top it off, there was a diaper disaster.   

Fire, fire, fire (who doesn't love Goldie Hawn?)!

    Still Whole

Because I like my friend, Rachel, I am not posting the lovely pictures of us in our safety glasses.  

The kids' situation forced us to shut down the science lab last night, but I decided to make one more attempt tonight AFTER the children retired for the evening.  I did a little more research, consulted with Rachel, and voila - sliced bottle.  However, this was a bottle we previously flamed, so I'm guessing that's why it cracked in all the wrong places. 

Here are the differences from experiment 1 to experiment 2.

1.  I held the bottle neck toward me and tilted at an angle.  I still rotated it slowly.

2.  Once the flame was going out (about a minute), I submerged the bottle, neck down, into a pot of cold water.

3.  Finally, a satisfying crack! 

Guess I'm going to have to drink more so that I can try to get a crack free split.